Pawnshop employee stole $400 from the cash register, then realized that there were video cameras. He had no idea where the security footage was stored so in order to cover his tracks he set the store on fire. He actually ended up getting pretty badly burned in the process and went to jail right after the hospital.

Had a guy who we hired who showed a lot of potential. He was a little arrogant and had a good sized ego, but wasn't that much of a problem. He was very good at sales and eventually it went to his head: he started showing up late all the time, leaving early, cutting corners where he could.

The final straw came when he showed up late and someone spoke up about it to him. He decided the best choice of words he could yell were" "I MAKE THE MOST SALES AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST [BLEEP] SO YOU CAN ALL [BLEEP] OFF!"

He was fired on the spot. The customers thought it was pretty funny though.

I used to own a bakery and a woman quit because she blamed her yeast infection on a bad batch of yeast I bought from China. I may be a guy but I don't think that's how it works...

My company is a contractor for a giant corporation. We go to different stores to do work. This new guy we hired seemed normal at first but it turned out he was a complete and total idiot.

So one day, he goes on site with one of the senior employees to shadow him. This genius thought that because we did work for the giant corporation we could just eat anything off the shelves and from the refrigerators for free. Well, the employee saw this and was like... "What are you doing? You need to pay." Then the supervisor came and told him the same thing. This idiot then started fighting with the manager. When he got fed up, he just got in his car after and drove off. Needless to say his butt was fired the next day.